I guess 1st base for him was never an possibility let alone 2nd or 3rd...  Does she eat?  I hate her, she's so thin!   Here's to empty calories. 

Yeh WHS has been known for it's party animals.   Men with BIG ... hands and even BIGGER.. um... BEERS!

It's good to see expressions such as these.   I believe it's the GIANT beer that's making them HOOT with laughter.    Here's to flavorless, mass produced beer with a high alcohol content!

Didn't that vest go out of style like 20 years ago?  I bet you anything there's some GIANT beers hiding someplace inconspicuous...  Guess where? 

Hey!  Isn't that Jeff Conaway from Taxi fame?   ;D 

Who's that bald fella with the huge head, holding a glass of red wine? Dr. Pepper?  What!?  (What is that dark stuff?  Probably Coke and Jack)  She is probably the one who wears the pants in this relationship, seeing how she is the BEER drinker. Is that  fella groping her buttocks?    

What's with the disembodied arm behind them?    Just seems to be right there, what's it's purpose?    We may never know.

Maybe that's Pomegranate juice in his glass, he's a health nut probably you can tell by the glossy coat on his tongue.  

Who wants a well balanced diet?  Here's to odd sizes!   The large hand on the far right has not been manipulated.   What IS going on here?  Quite a few classmates really have HUGE hands. 

Sorry, can't help the pun,  got to "hand"  it to them for the strong genetics.

From time to time it's known that the publicity image of an elder George Michael (From Wham fame)  sometimes drops in during 80's graduate reunions hoping to recapture 'those' moments. (As you can see the ghostly image captured in the mirror.  ALERT the National Enquirer!)  Sorry George those days are over, time to do cameos in soap operas.   I really can't say that I've heard anyone having a crush on him let alone listen to Wham.    But then again we did have the largest domestic beers on the East Coast.   (Eyewitness photo:   Giant beers nestling on the right behind a classmate.)   Having large, tasteless beer always kept us to our senses, thankfully!   

Big smiles and even better yet BIG HANDS (No photo shopping needed).  What's going on?!